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I know that many of you will take me for crazy, or that I intend to play a joke on you. But no, it's not like that. I am a great observer of life, of reality, and under everyday reality there are mysteries, echoes, flashes of other more subtle realities, beyond the reach of the well-to-do and superficial views.
I, thanks to my capacity for observation and analysis, have been developing this theory over the years and in the end the truth has been shown before my initially skeptical eyes. I still do not dare to qualify this revelation as divine, but almost, almost.
Thanks to our site, although you are not convinced of my vision, I will be able to argue various facts that support my theory of extraterrestrial cats, fruit of the study and extensive coexistence with said beings.
The cat and civilization
How and when cats came to Earth is still an indecipherable mystery. But what we do know for sure is the time and place where the coexistence between man and cat began.
In the ancient Egypt of the pharaohs, it was the time and place where both species intertwined their destinies forever, or until the cats choose to end their invasion and decide what to do with us.
Because what I have very clear is that cats are invading alien beings. What happens is that they are very comfortable and do not like to rush. But the fact that it was Egypt, a desert place, the site chosen by the cats to contact the human being, provides us with a first clue as subtle as it is solid. Where would cats find more sand than in the desert itself?
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The cat, roy alty and divinity
There are multiple examples in which cats were considered members of the court, and even beings related to the gods. Egypt itself or Siam were reliable proof of what I affirm.
However, the cats soon realized that this situation was potentially dangerous for them, if they only associated with monarchies. The reason was that those ancient roy alty mostly tended to tyrannize, subjugate and take advantage of their subjects. Contrary to what happens with current monarchies, since all of them are sustainable, and do not hold privileges.
But that was another time and the cats, who weren't stupid at all, realized that constant despotism would ultimately end badly for those who exercised it and those around them. Therefore, they decided to adapt and occupy all social scales to avoid future problems.
And there is another fundamental trait that indicates and betrays the extraterrestrial origin of cats: they always shun and abhor problems, unlike humans and other earthly fauna that are pleased to seek them out.
In the following points we will show some clear examples of my affirmation.
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Cats don't give up
Has anyone ever seen a cat get evicted from their home? I do not. Unfortunately, I have seen on many occasions the sad images of families evicted from their homes. I even confess that I myself have suffered this brutal, degrading and mocking experience.
Occasionally I have seen images in which some of these unfortunate families were accompanied by a puppy, also evicted. But I have never seen a cat in this terrible position.
The reason, I have no doubt, is that the cats hide under the bed at the time of the violent eviction by the police forces that force us to comply with the law. And this is because cats are aware that the bed is the only untouchable and unattachable element of a home. Besides, why accompany the family in that hazardous and problematic situation, if you are so comfortable at home?
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Cats don't win in massacres
Movie art realistically reflects life as it isAnd I am sure that you have also noticed that in police and crime films and television series, a cat never appears murdered. He is always the first dog to die trying to defend the family from the intrusion of a sinister serial killer into the home.
However, if there is a cat in the scene, it will sneak out a window or hide under the bed. Cats hate trouble, which is why they come back when the cops are at the homes of massacres doing their hair-raising duty. Which is not an obstacle to observe that at that moment the house is already safe for the feline. They also usually appear, never before, when the girl is saved after the criminal is somehow killed.
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Are cats pets?
The question is: Do the cats accompany us or are we the ones who accompany them?
If a dog sees us sad, it immediately comes to comfort us with licks, moans, and feels sorry for our sadness. A cat will come if he feels like it, but rather so that we scratch his back or belly, or else he feels a little cold and requires our body heat to feel totally comfortable.
Common animals serve us in some way: they defend us or herd our herds, they feed us with their meat, their milk, or their eggs; we even experiment with some as with rats. However, cats are above such easements. They go about their business.
For this reason they pretend to keep us company, especially the grandparents, on whose legs they spend hours watching TV, stealing heat and hoping to inherit a good pinch sooner rather than later.
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Hygiene betrays its interstellar origins
Cats, yes, are very clean. And this quality differentiates them clearly and historically from the different native inhabitants of our planet. Including humans.
A reliable example is the Palace of Versailles, a mammoth building that at the time of its construction lacked toilets. However, thousands of years before, cats made their stools in the aseptic sand of the desert. Even today they continue to do the same thing on the sandy plot of our ordinary homes, where we pay the mortgage, renew their sand, and feed and drink. While they live and sleep as they please, for free.
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The accomplices of cats
A life as gifted as the one enjoyed by cats would be impossible without the acquiescence and financing of powerful economic entities that make a living thanks to them. The most obvious example is that of the perfidious sofa manufacturers.
Why don't you use materials to build your furniture that are proof against feline claws? Human technology has long since discovered scratch-immune materials such as chain mail, Kevlar or carbon fiber. Why this insane insistence on using soft, spongy materials to cover the frames of such furniture?
Is there perhaps an unwritten agreement between the manufacturers and the cats, so that the cats mercilessly damage and fray the edges of the lower structures of this furniture four days after the purchase of a expensive new sofa?
I know that this and many more questions remain unanswered, and that there will be divided opinions about the cosmic origin, or not, of cats.
Much more research is needed on this topic, and for those of us who suspect the same to provide each other with information and support.
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The seven lives of the cat
This is a popular catch phrase, but I've seen it with my own eyes.
In the year 2001 I had a young Siamese cat, whose name was Mimi. One day she climbed onto the balcony of the clothesline and she she fell from four storiesinto an interior patio. We instantly realized the event and I went down to look for the cat with the certainty of picking it up dead. He was still alive, but badly injured. We immediately took her to the vet, who told us that she would most likely die because she had broken her hip in several places and very possibly had serious internal injuries. He did not prescribe anything or dispense any painkillers.
Very sad we picked up Mimi, convinced of her imminent end. However, before walking out the door the vet said: "You never know with cats, as they always land on their feet…"
Back home, I settled my Siamese in a large basin full of sawdust and placed an infrared heater very close to her so that she would be as comfortable as possible within her state. I spent three days and nights with Mimi, providing her with food and water. She hardly ate, and the poor animal remained in that container without moving at all. I changed all the sawdust every time she made the slightest bit of dirt. Three days later she climbed out of the basin on her own and trudged to her container of kitty litter
Seven days later she walked slowly around the room. Seven days later she was normal. Fifteen more days passed and Mimi ran and jumped as if nothing had ever happened to her.
Today, 2016, Mimi lives with my daughter. Whenever I see her she comes to rub against me affectionately. I mean the cat, not my daughter.
Is it possible that this kind of regenerative super-power occurs with any other being of terrestrial origin? I wonder.
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A fear and a prayer
That cats have colonized us is an irrefutable fact, even if they are momentarily calm. However, something happens that fills me with fear: for a few decades, and after thousands of previous years of living together without problems, cats are currently sterilized by human decision.
Will this cause cats, in legitimate defense, to abruptly go from the silent colonizing phase to the definitive invasion? Will they sterilize us if this happens? It would not be surprising, because I cannot imagine any being in the galaxy who would be enthusiastic about having this type of surgery performed on him and would forgive the act.
Finally, a request… Please, readers who agree with my theory, send me your comments, experiences and support.
On the other hand, we must be fair, people who disagree with my theory of the cosmic cat give me reasons to the contrary and show me the weak points of my arguments. Prove me wrong and that cats, as my peers on our site think, are loving and great pets, all with no intention of inheriting our assets and stealing our body heat.